Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Emergenetics Chorva: What Color Are You?


Something has been tickling my interest the past days - EMERGENETICS. Ano daw? 

What is Emergenetics?

Technically, Emergenetics is a brain-based psychometric assessment that highlights thinking and behavior. 
In practice, it's clarity.
Simply, Emergentics is a clearer understanding of how people live, work, communicate and interact. (From HERE)
 
YELLOW: Conceptual (thinks in pictures, stories and concepts; low on structure and tactics)
GREEN: Structural (systematic, linear and hates going beyond the rules; opposite of Yellow)
BLUE :  Analytical (all that matters are figures, data and supporting facts)
RED: Social (needs affirmation, gives weight to other people's feedback)

In short, all of us have different profiles, one will be more dominant than the rest of the quadrant, it's scientifically measuring brain activity to know what group you belong. Ang deep naman!  But it's really interesting because knowing your emergenetics and of other people around you will make way for better understanding. Yes, it can be applied for work and personal life. Mega benta this concept to your resident accidental bading, and therefore, I'm taking my own test very soon to know what color dominates the others, my scores per color etc.

Pero para not-so-serious, I thought of it in terms of how people in different categories are represented in sentences/phrases.

YELLOW: "Gusto ko madaming colors, ang boring ng lines. The big idea will tie-up all your tactics. Bilis, i-drawing ko how to do it, then take a photo nalang okay?"

GREEN: "Pwede ba, pakilagay nga sa excel, lagyan mo ng flowchart! I-bullet mo lahat ng gagawin and let's go through it one by one - from the production down to iced tea o Coke ba ang i-seserve!"

BLUE: "Just send me the research and data. Please wag mo ko kausapin. Death by SMALLTALK!"

RED: "Anong sabi niya sa haircut ko?  Ikaw what you think? Yung totoo ha! Hindi nga?"



I can't wait to take this test. My job requires me to. Pero sa totoo lang, all I really care to know is if I'm a robot or what. My mom always tells me nagkamali kasi sya ng ire saken eh. :-)


Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Talking Duuuurttttyyy!


Scene: A bading girl gets to bed that hot, sexy celebrity


CELEBRITY: That's it baby, talk dirty to me!

BADING GIRL: Oh, harder, faster, I want you to do me really rough!!!


CELEBRITY: More! Dirtier!!


BADING GIRL: Ha? More pa? BASURA, PUSALI, KANAL, PAWISAN, DUGYOOOT!!!



VIA


Dirty daw eh. Happy Thursday!!! :-)



Monday, January 9, 2012

Q&A of the Day by the Accidental Bading


QUESTION: Why do Ateneans have this nasty habit of saying "THE" before Ateneo? 

Example 1:
Cute Guy: Hi! I'm Dax, from Ayala Alabang 
Pa-cute Girl: Hi, I'm Shala, and I'm from THE ARRNEOOOW!!!

Example 2: 
Cute Guy: Sir, can I borrow your light? 
Pa-cute Guy: Sorry dude, man, pare, I don't have one eh. It's bawal kasi to smoke in THE ARRNEOOW!!!

ANSWER: Because their toughest adversary is DE La Saaaalle University, so no way My Way, hindi papayag si THE Arrneoow na si La Saaaaalle lang ang may DE!

DE La Salle = THE Ateneo

Sunday, January 8, 2012

On Why I Want to be a Pescetarian





Accidental Bading: Did you ever consider turning vegetarian?

Gay Friend: Uhm, no, never. Why?

Accidental Bading: I wanted to because I'm an animal advocate, pero di ko talaga carry na puro damo nalang

Accidental Bading: Siguro pwede pa Pescetarian

Gay Friend: You mean fish and greens only? Akala ko ba animal advocate ka? Animal kaya ang fish-da

Accidental Bading: Oo nga, but I feel like among the animals, isda lang ang walang masyadong feelings!

Gay Friend: Discriminating ka naman, girl!

Accidental Bading: Hayaan mo na, imagine they have the over 70% of Earth as playground buong buhay nila. Pag nahuli sila sa lambat, LIFE'S PURPOSE na nila yun!!!


*Contrary to the belief that fishes can't feel pain, studies show that fishes have pain receptors and show fear and pain by changing colors.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Broke your foot? Carry lang yan!


What will you do when you break your pinky and had to be in a cast for almost two months including Christmas and New Year? Not to mention that you have to cancel your prepaid trip to the shalang-shalang El Nido? If that ever happens to me, I'll probably cry to death and stay in my room 'til kingdom come. Mariah Carey talaga!

But not this one hell of a girl! When she broke a bone while dancing barefoot, she ended up going to the office with more colorful footwear and even made it into their family Christmas postcard. Iba ka!










Thursday, January 5, 2012

The Beginning of the Accidental Bading


It's only a few minutes before 6PM on a windy January, when I suddenly had this one great epiphany. Sobra siyang big.


I'm an accidental bading. I can't do anything about it. 
Friends, this is my destiny!

Not that I'm a dull girl before, as far as I'm confident, I'm one of the most fun people I know. And hell boy, I know a lot of fun, bordering insane gals. As in people na nanununog ng damit para di makagimmick ang boyfriend, or nagigising nalang sa tabi ng basurahan from last night's inuman.


But would you believe, I'm trapped in a Forbes 500 company for years, earning so much habang nagcu-curl ako nang bongga ng eye lashes. But because I'm a Taurus, born in the Year of the Ox, has Attention Deficit Disorder, naturalesa, I got bored. So fly to the moon ang drama ko, leaving behind my buhay nyora, to follow my heart's desires.


So here I am, after a year or rejoining one of the most exciting job I know in Communication (say it like kom-yu-ni-key-sheeeen!) I was once again led to my destiny of being a bading girl. I tried to ignore the signs, but I can't help it that people laugh at most things I say, eh ni hindi naman ako nagjo-joke. I can't help it na type na type ko talaga ang glittery outfits at animal prints. Na gusto ko talaga magkulot at mag-blonde ng bongga. But please, don't jump into the stupidity of branding babaeng bading as cheap, loud and tactless. We may talk different and funny, but man, we probably have more between our ears than most of these judgmental people. Like hello, don't we have Divine Lee and Jenni Epperson to name a few?


So, must be God's gift that I can make people happy with my stories. So why the fuck not?


So follow me, will share to you snippets of my gaga girl days, with awesome boys, girls and badings in my life!  Feel free to send me your happy, bading girl stories, and fire those comments out!

To start it out, let's test your inner bading girl self. If you've imagine yourself being one of these gay goddesses, then lucky you, you've come to the right place. Belong!










Go, Team Bading!